Majidah and Zulfadli

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Sii jelita bermuka kemerah-merahan yang bernama Majidah 'the gulali' ini sangat la 'famous'. Apa lagi dikelilingi dengan sahabat-sahabat yang 'hot' membakar jiwa-jiwa yang lemah. Mereka ialah sii Hasanah 'sii kepala mental' dan mazlina 'sii kepala sexy'. Namun apa yg diungkapkan tentang bulan dan bintang, maka begitu juga dengan sii Majidah ini, sii jelita dicipta, maka terciptalah si tampan. Sii tampan tersebut terkenal dengan kehengsoman nya bertelinga kemerah-merahan yang juga dikelilingi dengan para sahabat yang bernama Faez "sii kepala cinta" dan Mohammad "sii kepala keriting". begitu lah yang disebut oleh orang-orang. namun tanpa disedari sii jelita dan sii tampan terikat dengan pertalian yang dicadangkan oleh orang-orang sekalian berdasarkan dengan perihal kemerah-merahan antara muka dan telinga. HAHA. selain itu, sii tampan juga mengajukan perasaan malu apabila disebut-sebut diperjodohkan dengan sii jelita. perasaan yang makin membara kini sukar untuk disembunyikan. ohhh sukaarrnyaa~ kini sii tampan diambang asmara yang kian merebak seluruh hati dah jiwa tersimpul malu. dengan pertalian tersebut, tersebar lah bahawa berita keserasian sii jelita dan sii tampan. moga berkekalan asmara yang disambung menyambung. mereka bagaikan magnet yang serasi pole nya. apabila sii tampan berada dinorth pole maka sii jelita berada disouth pole, dan juga sebaliknya. sokongan yang di berikan kian memberi semangat yang hiba untuk meneruskan, tapi apakan daya, perasaan malu sukar disembunyikan atas dasar kemerah-merahan.

mungkin sampai disini dulu lah cerita ini, harap-harap berjumpa lagi di lain waktu. HAHAHHA.(;
para-para pembaca sekalian, diharap akan memberi comment yang setimpal kedalam cbox yang disediakan. kami menghargai kerjasama biskita semua.

Sii Joyah dii kampung Biru

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Sii Joyah dii Kampung Biru ini mengisahkan tentang seorang perempuan yg merana di tinggal sii Kekasih yang tertipu hancur olehnya. Sii kekasih merupakan seorang yang setia tahap dewa dewi, sii kekesih bernama Timang Durajat. Timang Durajat sangat menyayangi sii Joyah, hinggakan setiap top-up easi bagi menyambung kasih dan pelepas rindu menjadi kewajipannya mengisi ulang. Rantai menjadi lambang hatinya. Tetapi manakan daya, bila ombak menghempas, tidakkan badan dapat menolak. Sii Joyah yang menjadi top 10 didalam hatinya, pun satu masa, dia menyampaikan khabar yang mana mobile nya hilang entah apa entah ditelan ayam. Maka hinggaplah berita itu ke pengetahuan Timang Durajat menjadikan hatinya bertambah gugat. Terpisah Nun panujang masa mereka berpisah, sii kekasih bertambah sepi akan ketidakhadiran sii Joyah.
tidak terduga sii Joyah tidak begitu menghiraukan tentang rindu yang bergulung terhadap Timang durajat sehingga pada hari yang teramat gelap menimpa orang-orang kampung akan berita yang memilukan.ketiadaan sii Joyah di laut cinta asmara kini menjadi arang yang menyebabkan hitamnya garis-garis service mobile nya yang menghubungkan cintanya kepada sii kekasih.Tidak lama dari itu, sii Joyah mula mentransfer easi kepada saudagar durian yang diketahui adalah bekas kisah silamnya yang sangat mengguris luka.Mereka pergi bersiar-siar dikebun durian, tetapi sii Joyah amat gelisah akan pertemuan itu kerana ditakuti orang-orang kampung melihat dan memberi message kepada sii kekasih.Alangkah sayang nya, sepandai-pandai tupai melompat ahkhirnya jatuh ketanah jua.tanpa pengetahuan sii Joyah, anak ketua kampung telah melihatnya dengan tidak sengaja.cerita tentang kecurangan dan penyelewengan cinta Joyah pun tersebar setelah di upload di dalam internet.

akhirnya, penyelewengan itu sampai di mailbox Timang Durajat yang tidak menyangka begitu kejam nya sii Joyah,top-up easi yang diberinya kini diberbagikan.Timang Durajat yang terkenal akan kesabaran nya pun mula meletupkan gunung berapi yang dipercayai tidak pernah meletus dari sekian lamanya.setelah sii kekasih online,dia pun mengajukan pertanyaan yang setimpal kepada sii Joyah, air muka sii Joyah pun membeku menjadi ais.Air mata kini berlinangan penuh dengan "question mark" di hatinya.sii Joyah berpura-pura terkejut dan membabi.namun sii kekasih pun membuat keputusan begitu dahsyat sehingga dirinya ditiup angin mendayu-dayu pun tidak terasa padanya.patah hatinya, bergelombang jiwanya,meletup emosinya,bergegar kepercayaan nya terhadap cinta.

kepura-puraan sii Joyah pun tersebar melalui mailbox.sii kekasih sungguh merana sehingga orang-orang kampung sentiasa riuh akan kembalinya cinta Joyah dengan saudagar durian.setiap detik mereka seperti laptop dengan broadband.sungguh tidak menyangka, begitu kejam nya cinta Joyah terhadap sii kekasih.sedikit pun tiada rasa bersalah.kini sii Joyah sudah tertanda pada dirinya sebagai perempuan kejam.sungguh memilu kan kisah ini.tetapi akhirnya sii kekasih pun menjauh pergi tanpa kabar.mungkin dia sudah berjaya menghilang kan contact number sii Joyah serta email-emailnya.

begitu lah kisahnya.diharap biskita akan mengambil ikhtibar dan pengajaran yang terkandung didalam cerita ini.salam dari saya.sehinnga berjumpa lagi dilain hari. HAHAHAH.
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ehh, aku ani kan meng-gossip jua. tapinya inda ku tau siapa kan di cakap kan.pasalnya luan ramai bah kan di "perkatakan" ulah-ulah "mereka" atu. tapi..tapi.. selidik kaji-mengkaji dulu. rajin-rajin saja "mengaga" blog ani. di harap dengan kerjasama biskita semua. dapatlah kami menjayakan segala gossip-gossip yang tersembunyi dari orang-orang tertentu.


akan bersambung kemudian. ;p

Sii London

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Sii London is a new stud for our school. Called as Sii London because she has just arrived from london(but she looks like she came from Africe). I don't want to insult over here, but she made me to.. Damn I can't hold it. So she got this kind of trash bag, she calls that her 'London Satchel'.. It is black and so dead, what is that?? she thinks she's hot when she's not.. ok girl, you can be famous, but throw your satchel away.. and that is if you're lucky to be famous.. Her eyes are so bulked like she has been cooked(another phrase is frog's eyes). Her skin is just so helpless, dull and dark. She has her half nude photos for her friendster, what is that??'B****.. And hmmm, yea yea, she has her new friends along her waist, her new friends, huh can't help it.. their attires are just so rubbish, they got this all black things over thier faces and their outfits are just like a cursed gothic clothing, yuck.. Okay enough for today insults..
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JANGAN TANYA aku SOALAN yang andang NADA JAWAPAN and JANGAN bagi aku JAWAPAN yang andang NADA SOALAN! PAHAM KAMU?! atu inda ku mau tau tu ah alasan kamu honeymoon atu, YANG PENTING KAMU PAHAM...!!!!
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Miley caught as a racist
Miley caught as racist
Teen star Miley Cyrus is back in news, and this time, it’s for all the wrong reasons – pics of the 16-year-old have surfaced on net showing her poking fun at Asians.

While last year’s scantily-clad photos of the teen sensation caused outrage, this time round Miley and a group of male friends can be apparently seen pulling their eyes to mock Asians - while one Asian-American sits among them.

And the picture, which hit the Internet recently has enraged the Asian-American community.

Officials at advocacy group OCA are demanding an apology from Miley, reports Contactmusic .

The group’s executive director says, "Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimised the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans.

"We hope that Miley Cyrus will apologise to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive."
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Katy Shows off cleavage during performance
Katy shows off cleavage during performance
Pop star Katy Perry gave an eyeful to her fans when she turned in a revealing outfit for her performance during the ‘Hello Katy’ tour.

The I Kissed A Girl hit maker could be seen wearing a shimmering gold dress flaunting her cleavage, reports the Sun . Katy then began to do her own act on the stage including star jumps, inset, before touching her toes.

Katy recently parted ways with Gym Class Heroes rapper Travis Mccoy. Meanwhile, Katy was recently in news when she was wrongly given the trophy for best international song at the NRJ Awards in Cannes.
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What is so wierd about this guy?? Hahah, this stud is one of the most 'what people' say "he's ego, he thinks he's so handsome or what, his Ustaz does the part time job as his driver" and blah blah blah.. if he hear all the whispers, he wouldn't stand for it.. hahah, anyway, he's freak of the year..okay enough about him
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On the pic above(guy in baju malayu), whoever knows this guy will be totally annoyed..He talks harsh and straightforward, but he doesn't kill people.. he's just way too talkative.. he's always with his wierd camera, taking pics like he's a somewhat of paparazzi.. he's a great cocky guy, talk like hell is his.. skinnies are part of his dark life, he's such'a pain in the neck for the class.. he's a no good buyer(good in debt)
..Yea, forgot to tell, his name is Hasrul Fadly or whatever you want to call him, cause he's a no good observer.. the other two(on the pic) are just unidentified, never seen..

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This chick and that shemale have nothing to do with their perfect lives.. they're just end up saying "hey i don't know how to waste my time, can we just go out, like forever, people won't say us gay..we are friends like 'forever',"

Paris hilton gets candid

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Paris Hilton gets candid
Socialite heiress Paris Hilton got candid in an interview in Britain, where she is presently working on her new reality show, "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend".

When asked if the show is just a gimmick, she said: "I moved from LA to New York when I was little so it was hard to make friends. Now I find it hard to know who I can trust. A lot of people just want to be friends with me to become famous. I get used a lot," reports thesun.co.uk.

Paris also said that London was her favourite city in the world and when asked where she would move, she replied: "Well, actually I prefer hotels. I love London so much and I love to visit but I'd rather just stay in really cool hotels. I throw the best parties after Hugh Hefner. Last time I threw one he came with five of his girlfriends. It was wild. Everyone gets a go at pole-dancing and I'm pretty good at it. Not as good as Hugh's girlfriends though."

She added, "I would love to come to London one time and wear a wig and a hat and stay in a hotel where nobody knows where I am. I could just go anywhere I wanted. That would be hot. But I never have any spare time."

She had also embarrassed herself earlier when she confused Gordon Ramsay for British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. She retracted saying: "I know exactly who Gordon is. I was just eating in his LA restaurant, so I know he's, like, a chef. I just say jokes but people think I'm serious, which I think is funny."

She also admitted that she is looking for a boyfriend. She added: "I think British men are so sexy and sophisticated and hot. I love the accent. I haven't heard of Antanddec (Ant and Dec) - is that one person? I don't want to date Prince Harry though, even if he has split up with Chelsy Davy, because I really like Chelsy. I've met her and she's such a sweet girl. They were a really nice couple and they seemed so into each other so it's sad. It's always sad when people break up. I wouldn't date him out of respect to Chelsy, but in a few years, who knows? I don't look that far ahead."
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We dont kill people we just do gossip. giggle, chuckle over somebody's foolness!!!hahaha, we fill our day with devil laugh.. don't mess with us cause you won't stand when we talk about you.. If you're a girl, do gossip, if you're a shemale, get your boots and smoke with other guys..